Bill Clinton dies and goes to Heaven. He is given
a beat-up little Toyota to drive. He sees others
in better cars and asks St. Peter, "What gives Pete?"
"Why am I driving this dog"?
St. Peter says, "Well
you get your perpetual car based upon how faithful
you were to your spouse".
Clinton glances around.
He sees Billy Graham driving a Porsche....Jimmy
Swagart in a VW minibus..... Hugh Hefner is riding
a bike.... Then, he turns around and sees
Hillary..............................
on a skateboard.
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