Perennially . . .
Well, I guess this is where I talk about me.
Never mind.
Oh, all right, a few words. I currently justify my oxygen consumption (and generally finance my toy-junkie lifestyle) by playing with computers for Sun Microsystems, located in Burlington, Massachusetts. (I do OpenBoot/firmware for the Work Group Server division, if you really must know.)
I live in Nashua, New Hampshire, along with my toys and my chocolate and my fireplace. On the personal front, I'm quote fifty-something unquote and single (but open to intriguing suggestions) and, being a physiologically-speaking normal male animal, always on the lookout for any stray leggy blondes (or brunettes, or redheads, or whatever; I'm easy) . . . and, um, I tend to have a rather irreverent attitude towards life (check out my humor page!).
I really enjoy seeing other folks' pics (of themselves) on their personal pages, so I guess I "owe" the Universe at Large some pics of me as fair payment.
The Early Me. Warning: Naked Babe Alert! Do not select this pic if you are offended by full frontal nudity. Hey, what can I say, I was young and innocent at the time, and didn't know any better. Naturally, today, as a mature and (cough cough) responsible adult, I would never pose like this. But that was then and this is now, live and learn, everyone is young once and entitled to a few mistakes, right?
The Official Me. This one's about as real as it gets. Hey, if it's good enough to fool the, er, I mean, um, if it's good enough for the Federal Government of the United States of America, then it's good enough for you.
A not-completely Atypical Me. This was in Montana, just before an eight-hour ride into the Marshall Wilderness Area. (And, parenthetically, I'll caution you to be careful about making snide comments about me and horses' asses, since I'm also a pretty good shot.)
At this point, my lawyers insist that I insert an explicit disclaimer to the effect that I am of course a Lawful and Peaceable Person of High Moral Fibre, and that my humorous caution about my being a good shot should not be taken as a direct Challenge or Threat directed to anybody in general, and to you, Gentle Reader, in particular. Well, Duh! Of Course Not, and I'm sure that you, Gentle Reader, take this all in the spirit in which I obviously intended it to be taken. So Buzz Off!
A more Typical Me. This pose is actually a far more typical example of me in action, such as it is. Note that the wine glass is carefully cropped out of the shot. Further than that, I plead the Fifth; I figure what you don't know can't be held against me.
This is Me and my ZRX. I can't believe I actually bought a color-coordinated leather jacket for the damn thing. Neither can my friends, as I generally have about as much fashion sense as a clam. Of course, some might argue that this photo merely proves it.
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